Offtopic in threads: this is about sex

Hi, I like to bite someone as well.

Who may I bite?

 

hahaha yeah i know :tongue:

 

EWWWWW bird you ruined the thread!

 

good lord....

 

I'd ruin you. Romantically.

 

well,
today my buddy tony said he likes to jerk off with a womans face...i think its hilariously fucked up...this coming from a man who also likes to fuck a womans double chin...hey we can all have a dream cant we?

 

or just my best blouse

 

I need 2 girls, this thread needs a little Dual Induction Massage...

 

Don't forget about my crying.

 

i need some damn food

 

Yes!

So what kind of food do you prefer?

 

^ vaginas

 

i could really go for some eggs right now

 

that too, but unlucky me ...

 

vaginas are the best food. better than penises.

you cant choke on vaginas.

 

^^ that is the best defense for eating a chick out ive ever heard.

 

On a good day, vaginas taste like candy and rainbows.

 

hell, i'm straight and i prefer oral sex on girls.

 

eat the rainbow

 

mine tastes like...um...raspberry chocolate. and happiness.

but if you give me some skittles, i can make it taste like rainbows.