Oh hello cute library boy

alright...i'll take your word for it...

 

how do you get the guy to actually pee on you, anyway. seems to me he always gets a boner and can't finish.

anyway, on with chapter 2 of cute library boy...

opcorn:

 

Hello, Indian~Summer.

 

thats a damn good question, and one i'm rather confused about.

i hear of people being aroused by urinating on each other. i could see it working with a woman, but in terms of a man....

its usually damn near impossible to pee if you have an erection, and even if you manage its quite uncomfortable.

seems if it was a turn on for him to pee on a girl, it would have to be done carefully...

 

is it hot in the room?
taking off your pants might be a little noticeable, but i don't think it's weird
however i have very liberal views on weird
but undoing a button is nothing, and doing in nonchalantly is good too

go over sort of near him and pick up a book on a low shelf, make sure he sees your ass

conservative anarchist sounds exciting, i did just get out of a relationship with a nazi
i dig combat boots, mmmmm

 

Posh. I like when a girl has the guts to come up to me and starting hitting on me, or initiate the conversation.

 

It is chapter THREE, KC. And I probably freaked him out last time when YOU made me pretend to trip and brush my tits against his head.

Nesta and Post, you are misunderstanding the premise here. I have a boyfriend and I don't really care about this boy - he's just a cute boy who occasionally shows up at the library, and because I'm a) always looking for ways to procrastinate and b) sortof an exhibitionist, I enjoy talking about him with all you, my lovely e-friends. And flashing him.

Scarlett, if you don't feel like a threesome that's cool, I'm allowed to hook up with chicks without him too.

 

oh yeah!!! no wonder he keeps coming back. he's there for you! do it again!

 

Oh - and yeah, it's totally hard to do the peeing thing. He had to focus really hard. And it was definitely...spurty - like his cock would jump, and there'd be a (quite forceful) spurt.

 

I have no problem pissing with an erection. I do it every morning when I wake up with wood and gotta take a leak.

 

My bad, I didn't know you just wanted to torture him. Carry on. My head could really use a tit brush right now, so I'm off to the library.

 

no, i realize you aren't trying to fuck him.

i just think making him uncomfortable for your own amusement is a little cruel. there may be all sorts of reasons it makes him uncomfortable, none of which you really can know or understand.

if i, as a man, were to go and try things like this around a girl who felt uncomfortable because of it, i could get in a lot of trouble, even if i never were to actually touch her or expose myself explicitly.

i know its kind of a bit exciting for you, and i know you dont intend to actually sleep with him or anything, but i mean...if he's not acting as if he's enjoying it or being at all provocative or inviting himself, then perhaps you ought to lay off?

anything i said regarding men and women's behavior in terms of initiating a relationship or sexual activity is strictly to be taken at face value, and was in no way meant to imply that you are trying to sleep with him.

but like i said, while some men like myself prefer a forward woman, many men are VERY put off by it and thats just the way it is. if you make him uncomfortable, i think its best you leave the poor guy alone.

his loss anyway....

i'd have a hard time not staring.

 

Those are excellent points, nesta, and I now see the error of my OOPS! My top button came undone.

 

NAKEY?

 

heh

 

No, Ithaca, I decided in the end that he might think it was weird if I just took off all my clothes. I just popped a button on my shirt to get some cleavage going.

 

Oh.

Well if we ever sleep together, you better not take off your clothes. Cuz that would be too weird!

 

hey baby, come here often?


whenever i hit on guys they always seem so uninterested
well not always...but most of the time, and it never goes anywhere

 

No, they're just don't know what to do with a lady of your caliber. Or they're gay.