None of you would really swallow a condom or balloon would you.? I quite value my body and health and would never chuck anything like that down there to get lodged somewhere. Seeds are only around 1 to 2mm. Best way is to put them in the corner of your mouth, I would imagine, and chew gum at the same time. If the shit hits the fan swallow them.
That's what I keep telling the manager at McDonald's but he keeps handing me that damn 2 cheeseburger value meal! LOL
I like to give out rep points where they are due. That made me laugh so a rep to you Koopa, LOL. good one.
The only fool proof way is to swallow them. Balloon or condom, your choice. Peace Always, AncientHippie