Old people at burger king

Would a normal spoon not work similarly well?

 

i hate goddam sporks. the little tines aren't long enough to use as a fork, and whenever you just use the spoon you gotta deal with those scratchy little tines. fucking useless. anyway, maybe the old couple were going to have a straw wrapper spitting contest. me and dave do that all the time.

 

sporks remind me too much of prison. cause they gave me a spork there to eat all my food. i hate sporks now.

 

Good point, I had forgotten about that.

 

haha. it's a bit too fresh in my mind.

 

I try not to remember.

 

So True... i sould die with out sporks

 

only babies use spoons for vegetables, and forks dont work well...... so sporks is where its at!

 

I heard they came up with sporks because by the time an old person gets to the untensil station they've usually forgotten what they're eating.