omfg! i got TO wasted

Wow, man. Way to go. Way to fuckin' go.

Haha, that's pretty funny though.

Weed>Alcohol, because no matter how stoned I get, I will be able to distinguish between places where I should jack off and places where I shouldn't jack off.

But, back on topic, did you get to toss your load, or did you stop when she saw you? Or did you stop, then toss your load after she left?

 

i went to the bathroom and tied to finish, but her husband came downstairs and asked if i was drunk(obviously) so, i went up to bed, woke up, came, and left.

 

oh wow, fuck man! do you really live in spokane? if so way to go, i live in CD'A.

 

at least you didnt like pass out with your dick in your hand. now that would have sucked.

 

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Oh yeah? I've gone down there for drugs before, all I know about the place is cigarettes are cheap as hell. How is it down there? You ever been to spokane?

 

yeah, my friends and me are gonna ride over there for a new pipe at ...zanize? im not sire if thats the right place or spelled right but oh well. there hasnt been a hole lot to do, we get some good weed every once and a while, pretty boring here for the most part.

 

yeah ...specially if his friends took photos of that ......

 

Hahahahaha once when I was at my friends birthday party (2 years ago) we picked up three 26'ers of Raspberry Smirnoff Twist, and after about 4 shots i was wasted (empty stomach) so, I decided to tell someone we were having a drinking contest. They didnt hear me, and I ended up finishing off a 26'er and like 20oz out of the second one.

So someone else went into the bathroom, and suddenly i felt it coming. I threw my girlfriend out of my lap onto the floor, and run into the bathroom. Right as I open the door, im right near the toilet and it's dark. So, I reach backwards to switch off the light and at the same time I try to hit the toilet bowl. Little did I remember, someone was already in there puking in the toilet and I puked on her head ( birthday girl's) and then I puke in her sink.

I have never been able to touch raspberry liquor again, and probably never will.

 

was the mom atleast hot?

 

not really.

 

bwahahahahaha

 

.....

 

Sorry man, you seem cool, but this is just incredibly hilarious at your expense.

 

well that sucks - still should have asked her to finish you off

 

ya ya...its funny but you guys could at least laugh to your self instead of blatently saying haha haha loser.......

and to you fitzy..... i thought about it as deeply as i could but then realized her husband prob would have walked downstairs and seen us, then i would die.

 

Ahaha, I can just imagine you asking her to finish you off. That would be hilarious!

I'm sorry that happened to you, but at least it's something you'll be able to look back on and laugh about. Because it is hysterical.

 

yea, key word "SOMEDAY" time seems to go by sooo slow for me, it seems like ive been 15 for ever. just last night i had to come look at my computor to see how old i was.....im fucked up!

 

I personaly would have asked the mom to help me out