OMFG! seriously!

teeheee. why on EARTH is the one who was raised to belong to and serve her husband only going for $20k while all the shitty, problematic ones are so much more expensive? she must be ugly.

 

do they allow trades of any sort?
i'll trade some pigs and a donkey

 

I ain't proposin' to nobody until I see tits.

 

good thinking. you never know if you'll have to overhaul to make her acceptable. get ass shots, too. just in case. just because they're 16 doesn't mean they don't have saggy flat asses. though you may be able to get a discount, sort of an allowance for an ass job. sorta like buying a house and getting an allowance for new carpets.

 

What are you all surprised about? Its the meat market.

 

Exactly what I'm talkin' about. Man, if I had a dollar for every time I bought a mail order bride from Belarus and had her show up with a saggy ass or one boob pointing the wrong direction...I'm running out of room to hide the bodies.

 

Cheyenne B.
Age: 16,
Location: Northwest

Bride Price:
$5,995
We’re a Christian family and Cheyenne has had trouble with unchristian desires although at heart we know she's a good Christian girl. She needs a husband with STRONG Christian values who will provide her a STRONG Christian home and help her to live a godly life.


No wonder her price is so low compared to the others.

 

strong christian values, eh? in that little tidbit, it sounds like a euphamism for "spare the rod, spoil the child."

 

Yeah, I translated that as "She needs frequent beatings" too.

 

i wonder if my hub will be angry if i spend a few thousand dollars on a 15 year old girl . but she would make a great maid.

 

I translated that as she needs tonnes of mad sex and put downs.

 

agreed

 

It's so cute how British people spell things like "tonnes" all funny. Say knickers! Or...or jumper!

 

haha.. It's like Highway, asphalt, mom. Saying pants instead of trousers.

Unfortunately, it's most definitely not cute to leave the U out of words such as Honour. :toetap05:

EDIT: p.s. Al-oo-min-um?! That's just not right.

 

We leave the u's out because we're EFFICIENT, man. You Brits waste u's all willy nilly. When you run out, don't come crying to us, that's all I'm saying. We'll Boston Tea Party your ass. It'll be like this:

Dear nited States, please send 's. We're not even sre rans is a planet anymore.

Dear UUuuuuuuunited Kingdom, suck it! lolzerz

 

haha.. Nah, we'll never run out.
In the old core abandoned coal mines of Wales we secretly have alphabet factories..
Tell no one. :leaving:

 

"She’s looking for a smart, sophisticated man who ... who can understand her better than we can."

LOHOL!

 

Damn you, Wales! You've had us fooled this whole time into thinking all you had was sheep!

 

i really wish my parents had seen this site
i'm way too old now
who will ever marry me???


at least i have church group this afternoon to look forward to

 

Indian, I will personally pay half a goat and $14 for you.