omfg, she's late

Discussion in 'Random Thoughts' started by MrDot, Mar 3, 2010.

  1. onesublimesister

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    OMGJFC Dot!!!! What the HELL are you doing?!?!? :eek: Wear your goddamn condom!! ALL THE TIME.

    Pretty please.... With sugar on top of it.....;)
     
  2. deviate

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    if that bitch has a bun in the oven an you are anti-abortion, it is the end of your world as you know it. let's be real and toss idealism to the side here
     
  3. lode

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    While doing homework?
     
  4. onesublimesister

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    Any time there is potential for a boner to meet up with a vagina. So, yes, during homework if so required.
     
  5. MrDot

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    haha, okay, most definitely.

    & what do you mean, how could it possibly be the end of my world?
     
  6. deviate

    deviate Senior Member

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    you make minimum wage and might have knocked up a 17 year old. you might find out soon enough I guess..
     
  7. lode

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    What if I'm sterile and clean?
     
  8. onesublimesister

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    Well, then that's up to you because she might not be clean.

    If everyone took care of themselves when it came to sex and all of its hoopla, then we would have far fewer young people like the OP. He doesn't need to be thinking about Pampers. He should be thinking about college. Even if it IS clown college. :p
     
  9. raz5

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    that really sucks man. fucking uterus's just don't know when to say no.
     
  10. deviate

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    yeah but, condoms suck :(
     
  11. MrDot

    MrDot Senior Member

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    exactly
     
  12. MrDot

    MrDot Senior Member

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    my buddy takes care of his wife and his 2 kids off his shitty minimum wage job, of course its hard as fuck but you know? that's life. it aint about easy.
     
  13. lode

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    Okay that's it, you're a chump. Hope your kid doesn't inherit that.
     
  14. deviate

    deviate Senior Member

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    but there is also this thing called birth control or plan b. I guess you didn't think of that
     
  15. MrDot

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    lol, I'm just saying what every other guy is thinking.

    condoms suck majorly.

    Of course I should've used one, actually I should've just pulled out because I always did before but I got lazy I suppose.
     
  16. MrDot

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    surprisingly, she's on birth control.
     
  17. deviate

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    are you from down here in the southland? sounds like the prevailing attitude among the white trash that surrounds me
     
  18. MrDot

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    No I am not. Actually, it's mainly because of his tattoos. He has college degrees, but they're yet to get him anywhere.

    White trash, why must we mention color? It's the truth, life aint a fairy tale.
     
  19. deviate

    deviate Senior Member

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    this is why you cum on her tits or something. more exciting anyway
     
  20. MrDot

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    she's a lamer when it comes to that though :\
     

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