once again i find myself single (flirt with me thread part 2)

G'day,
Australian guy here...you're gallery is one of the better ones!
Whats the chances of me being elevated to the Astral Plane and giving you my interpretation of the Tasmanian Devil?
Soft and quiet at first, then like a wild and dangerous beast!

 

oi! that accent would be enough to send me over!

 

we could just snuggle on the couch and watch a girl movie and cry!

 

Now you're spreachkin my linguido.

 

i love how all these pisces are replying to this thread... i've only been with one pisces.. sweet guy, not aggressive enough in bed

 

I would never sleep with a pisces. It'd be like... incest.


Oh right, I have already.

Nevermind.

 

So you just want me to speak to you then?

Ok here goes: G'day mate, hows it goin?
I wouldn't mind coming over there and givin ya 7 an a alf (7.5) inches of pure Ozzie beef.
Ya gotta keep ya glasses on, coz thats more of a turn on for me!
Me favourite drink is beer and I reckon you're a good looking sheila (woman).

How does this rate?

 

and i just put on fresh undies...

 

whoooooooooooo


bam bam!


tap that ass .......... yeah!


(still faking this)

 

ahahahhaah jess.. you're my second favorite pisces!!

 

next to God?

 

Well I can come over there and rip em off for ya!
Ya really do look like a good sort with ya glasses on....Sort of like a secretary that would look even hotter when she took her glasses off. Do ya know what sort of look I'm talking about?

How does the 7 and a alf inches of Ozzie Beef sound to ya?

 

hey, I'm getting aroused just reading this :shock:

 

boogie ...... i find you asexual.


was it good for you?

 

beef? i'm vegan AHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

 

Oh sorry...pure Ozzie Cucumber?

 

Good to hear/read!

 

ahahah yes! it was too much for me last night to try and focus on this thread and not let it show to all the others that live here!

 

Are you girls ready to go at it again? Boogabaah & WHC

 

again? we had finished? i love when life is just a short rest between sexual acts. i haven't had a boyfriend like that in years!