once again i find myself single (flirt with me thread part 2)

i usually take the glasses off during the act... unless it's daytime and i'm outside or something wild like that.. but at night it's pointless to keep them on in the dark

 

Well us ozzies can do it outsilde all year long (because of the climate).

 

lucky! i think i'd like to live in new zealand someday.. i know i know.. it's not autrailia! but they grow damn good apples! PINK LADY APPLES! any man could seduce me with a bunch of them!

 

Oh okay, so if some kiwi comes along and flirts with you and offers you a bunch of Pink Lady's, then the accent won't work anymore? lol.

You can come and pat my Koala "bare"

 

no.. the accent would work! ozzie accents are one of my favorites.. all dreamy... i can just imagine that sexy bedroom voice now.. GOOSEBUMPS!

 

I suppose it hasn't got the same impact when your reading it!
But i'll try again:
Ok sweet cheeks, you seem like a pretty cool sheila, how about I show ya my boxing kangaroo!

 

ahahaha.. i don't even know what to say to that! i'd probbaly just giggle and studder!

 

Boink. Boink. Boink! oops sorry Boing. Boing. Boing. jumping up and down in my undies!

 

ahahah!!! i forget how much fun you pisces can be ... :hysterica

 

ya gotta have a larf...Lifes to short to be serious all the time!

 

tis very true indeed.... yet i was just crying over something i can't control.. and now i'm fine again.. horomones? WHOREMOANS!! maybe..

 

Hello single woman, would you like to fuck me?

 

smooooth!! you are a taurus.. one of my two favorite signs!

 

Wrong, I am a Sagittarius.

 

Sagittarius hey! Half man, half horse....licensed to shit in the street!

 

If you have a problem with 13 inches in the vertical, how do feel about a 13 inch reach advantage in the horizontal?


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that explains a lot!

 

whoa.. :whip: would need to tame the beast!

 

I have always been entangled in the MOST passionate relationships, with Saggitarius. Beautiful.

 

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ canadian girls who rock??

no one beats this chick: