One Bourbon One Chat One Beer

I was in the Family Dollar when this teen girl was saying her hands were cold.. she didnt have any gloves. since she was behind me, I said "why dont you have any gloves?".. she said "didnt have any money for some"... I told her to go over there and get a pack of cotton gloves and Ill buy them for you.. She was shy and reluctant, but I went over a few feet picked some up.. rang them up and gave them to her.. she was so happy. then she said that she could give a pair to her brother since they come in packs of 3, and I said what are you going to do with the other pair, and she said "Im going to hide them so my sister dont steal them".. I LOLD..

 

Star Wars fan you follow this??..

What if the dark side was the defense of that galaxy.. say a Star Trek type character/alien entered Star Wars.. namely the Borg, and lets say the Borg were 100times more powerful than we've seen on Star Trek with their single cube collective.. what if they had 20million type cubes clustered together that we're the size of a star?.. That is some super massive technology there..

While the Star Wars dark side dudes have learned to suck out the energy of stars, and probably could destroy one. Along comes these insurgents with their light sabers and destroy the death stars..

a weapon that could destroy a planet and suck out the energy of stars.. .. now that its gone.. here comes these Borg with super size weapons, capable of taking over an entire galaxy..

You think these light saber jedi guys would stand a chance again a super Borg collective?.. Me thinks not...

 

the whole idea of the force is that it always balances out. so eventually there would be a resurgence of good and bad force wielders on and on until and after they finally destroy them..

 

i quite enjoyed this fight

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cKec1T9l020

 

bought a gps that i can load satellite images into...kind of neat but the digital globe pics of the area im most interested in high pixel images of were taken on a cloudy day....murphys law///

 

i learned that the cave is back open after 10yrs of property dispute.. but the state now manages the caves because of the bats.. spelunkers should have 3 light sources and gloves per person. sign in like before but they make sure you have gear. caves not open til may when the bats are fully awake but thats cool.. Ive missed going there and falling into the earth for a while..

 

there was this bitch on the local news that made the facebook because her house caught fire and claimed she lost $2500.00 worth of gifts.. niggas be like this bitch is tripping, that ho dont have a job, living in section 8 housing, I know her, were she get $2500.00 in gifts, that ho owes me five dollars bitch ass lying nigga, whoa whoa hold the fuck up you telling me that your 4 kids get $2500.00 xmas presents. bitch you lying like a mofo.. all in the comment section story since been deleted.. when black people call out their own, when they are some lying ass motherfuckers.. its classic.

 

even google maps takes pics of all areas when its a clear day and pastes them together. that is a big fail for any company that is too lazy to do the same

 

i recorded a news story about claus fest in nyc. some guy was posting signs that it was cancelled. dude was funny as hell.

 

yeah i thought the clouds were weird

its digital globe images

https://www.digitalglobe.com/

 

That would have been a really racist post if you had just replaced the a with an er.

 

thought you was getting beer??..
Ive the xmas ale again.. shitty local store. i was going to buy the sweetwater 420 hash, but its not teh imperial stuff .. I cant buy beer lower than 6% but that was close.. the great lakes is near 8%.. so i went with that.

 

you talking to me? i am gonna go but i have vodka to mix with soda...making my own high caffeine beer like beverage.

i was just putting it off until the crowd dies down, being there is only one store in town its always busy during prime time

 

Im still using paper topographic maps made in the 1960 and 70s . my buddy mike ,, however hes a major crackhead now.. dang hes some good maps. some going back to 1860. if he knew their value he'd sell them for crack..

 

i would buy a detailed map from 1860 for $20.

 

1860 here would have been a fur trading trail...not much to map

then after that logging companies moved in and then the prospectors hit it big

a lot of the bush here was cleared and went to chicago after their big fire

 

That's hilarious about the cloudy day. I was also under the impression that they waited for a clear day.

 

i am wondering if it is the same crackhead i know from the area. yeah yeah yeah i know there are probly a ton of them around squirrelville but seriously, doug is a one of a kind crackhead. i only met him once but i have enough stories to last months

 

I know my county house.. I was suppose to sell so many trees in order to keep it. the owners now, have clear cut all the way to the power lines. i think thats 1.4 acres of land they took ... not much but they saved the house from encroachment .. gypsy moths took all the foliage . only a matter of time would someone take the trees out.. Id some maps of the land then.. but the topography wont change much only the trees... now its all thick bush..

 

the texts from my night out in the city over thanksgiving weekend

mom-do u need a ride back to chris call me
me-yes
mom- what time
me- i am at linden right now
mom-on train
me- my ticket is for woodbridge
mom- o come on ask if uvcan go to hazlet or at least middletown
ill be in middletown pay the extra
r u there
me- yes i am here
mom- do you want me to pick u up
me- need to check schedual
mom-where a re u getting off
me-need to check schedual
mom-well check it ok
me-woodbridge is next stop
mom-i dont kniw how to get to woodbridge
me-i will play dumb to get to matawan
mom-stay on train
stay on till middletown
really play dumb
me-he hasnt asked for my ticket yet i didnt have to play dumb i was dumb
mom-see u in middletown ok?
me-may need middletown other sure where this train stops
*not
at perth amboy stop
mom-let me know where u want to
ok go to middletown
me-will
keep in touch in case train stops at matawan
mom-ok
me-12;43 schedualed time but looks like it will be much sooner
11;39
mom-in middletown
me-south amboy
mom-im not giing to s amboy
me-ok but not sure this train stops there
im at matawan
matawan
mom-ok see u in middletown
me- no i am off the train
mom-see u in watawan ok
me-no ok i am back on
middletown
i ju ped back on the train
jumped
mom-ok middletown
me-ok see you there
im here
mom-im on my way dont go anywhere
me-ok
mom-im here
me-ok do you see the train that just pulled in