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i had thought it was before the original star wars. so it would be the plans for the one that blew up alderaan...i guess i will find out in a couple days.

 

some guy on facebook just posted this..........


yesterday I saw the biggest, fluffiest squirrel ever. I wanted to catch him and make friends with him. I would make him little outfits, maybe even give him a little rain coat off this Paddington Bear the kids left laying around here. I would be kind to him. I wouldn't buy him bullshit peanuts from the dollar store. I would feed him those fancy cinnamon crusted pecans. In reality I am pretty sure the little bastard would bite me and give me rickets or scurvy.

 

last month i went into the kia place to buy parts and they had a giant cut out squirrel with a banjo

 

I thought it was empire because I seen what looked like snow suits.. of course they could have a base on Hoth prior to New Hope..

I got no time to look it all up it would just confuse me anyway.

 

I wonder why hair falls off a cat so easily but it sticks to your clothes...

 

I like the sound that mac & cheese makes when stirred....

 

Breakfast for dinner is good too.

 

actually the part that stuck in my head the most was someone mentioning they cant wait to see all the bothans die. someone else pointed out that they wont see the bothans because that was the second death star....both of them could have been wrong.

i would look it up but it dosnt matter i am gonna see it on opening night and i dont need spoilers to enjoy a movie, actually its just the opposite

 

This asshole needs a smack in the head. Going to a mall and telling all the kids the truth about Santa.

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=ad4_1481559629

 

nice timing

top of page

 

They could of shot the shit a little better to get both sides in there..

 

I tore the screen in my magic flight launch box and they are shipping me a new one free of charge, no questions asked. I have to take photos to prove that I destroyed the old one after I get it, but it is pretty sweet. the thing is quite a few years old now. nice to find a company that stand by their product.

 

That is nice of them.

 

???WTF this has been doctored. look at the text "warmest" obvious splicing/cutnpaste, but why?

 

Russian hackers..

 

just confusing the kids, he would have been better served asking the kids about simple science. the parents can easily say he was a crazy man that needs to be in a psyche ward...and that would be more believable than any santa story.

 

warmest is not doctored

the cups actually say warmest


cant have any type of holiday words for fear of pissing off the politically correct morons

 

i think he means we can see the gifs errors, not a good photo shop join or however it was done.. I dont know how to paste moving images over top stationary.. I have old school photoshop / windows paint.

 

DEA is at it again, now trying to make CBD products scheduled 1..