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Discussion in 'Random Thoughts' started by umm...ya, Oct 11, 2008.

  1. Face Eater

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    I think we should start with limbs so that we can share the experience and start eating each other. Lots of salt is important to get good crackling, as well as butter to keep the meat moist.
     
  2. stalk

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    god damnit I'm fucking vegan, I don't eat butter.
     
  3. Face Eater

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    That was ill considered of me. Sunflower oil will do perfectly fine.
     
  4. stalk

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    mmmmm yes....I can see it now....

    we will prepare the brain in a lysergic stew
     
  5. Face Eater

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    Just remember that human meat is very flavoursome on its own. One does not need ruin it by adding a lot of fancy herbs and vinegars. Also, the senses are enhanced tenfold if the person is still alive while you are savouring them.
     
  6. stalk

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    I eat screams.

    I E A T S C R E A M S ! ! ! !

    *shrieks are heard*
     
  7. Face Eater

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    ....SoYLENT GREEN IS PEOPLE.
     
  8. zilla939

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    both of you look nummy too, we should definitely start with the legs and thighs. delish!! i would roast them with garlic and rosemary and lots of sea salt!!
     
  9. stalk

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    please do.
    the meat is so tender it slips off the bone.
    sometimes, i really miss it, this is making me hungry
    i always knew i was a psycho.
     
  10. zilla939

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    ahhhh yes, i feel horribly guilty eating meat, though. it is so cruel and sad, raising animals just to kill them. that being said, i am having sushi tonite as a burfday treat.
     
  11. stalk

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    man I love sushi
    I had anagi the other night (eel)
    holy shit I fucking devoured the beast.
     
  12. Face Eater

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    Guys, I really have a huge thing for ass meat. Its an aquired taste, quite gelatinous and gamey, so most people don't really like it. If its ok can you put all the ass aside for me?

    I am looking forward to being inside of you both and you me.
     
  13. stalk

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    dude I can't even imagine what it would be like to chew on ass.

    With that said

    has anyone ever seen a loony tunes cartoon with a kitchen table, and on the table was a plate, and on the plate was a PIGS ASS with a FORK IN IT???

    omfg....what...the...fuck......
     
  14. zilla939

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    yeah, i don't feel as bad about eating fish.... i LOVE unagi, it is my favorite after uni, holy christ... i could live off of sushi, edamame, miso soup and seaweed salad... truly...
     
  15. stalk

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    yeah those damned japanese know how to eat...
     
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    so much better if that was george bush
     
  18. Face Eater

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    I will have to try this unagi.

    I have really only had basic japanese food, teriyaki, yakisoba and all kinds of sushi and bean curd things from the sushi bar in town. I don't know what half of it is called though. I love miso soup. Japanese food is amazingly unique.
     
  19. stalk

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    yeah now we're talkin
     
  20. zilla939

    zilla939 Thought Police Lifetime Supporter

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    i love anything sushi, though i have heard that the fatty cuts of tuna among other things are actually very american... we have changed sushi a lot worldwide
     

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