Opposite sexual organ for a day

Discussion in 'Love and Sex' started by The World of Dan, Aug 25, 2004.

  1. mystical_shroom

    mystical_shroom acerbic

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    haha but you want credit for stuff that you are suppose to do....
    like that would be like me wanting credit for making my bed...you're suppose to make your bed, just like your suppose to do your own laundry and such...

    and lighten up i was just kidding around...didnt know i wasnt aloud to do that :D
    come on guys, like what our dear dear friend rodney king once said, "Cant we all get along"
     
  2. The World of Dan

    The World of Dan FSMFTW

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    Na, I prefer the quote "shut up bitch and suck my cock" - who said it? well I did - duh!!

    (LOL, only joking :D)
     
  3. Bacchus

    Bacchus Member

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    I'm certainly not crying.

    I just think it should be said that not all men are lazy & sexist.





    :smooch:
     
  4. Bacchus

    Bacchus Member

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    Oh yeah, I almost forgot:

    "shut up bitch and suck my cock"
     
  5. mystical_shroom

    mystical_shroom acerbic

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    hahaha :D

    See, thats why i have penis envy, i wish i could say stuff like that :D
    i dont think, shut-up bitch and suck my clit :D that just doenst sound right at all, doesnt have that bad ass sound to it..hehe
     
  6. sweet_mama

    sweet_mama Member

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    Hmmm...I would take my new penis for a spin and get some head. And I would hang out in my yard for half of the day drinking just so that I could whip out my penis and pee wherever I wanted. Then I think I would probably masturbate to see how it feels as a guy. And then I think I would get some more head.

    Enjoy your new breasts, guys.

     
  7. drbeaker

    drbeaker Member

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    I would probably put lots of things in my pussy and eventually hurt myself. Oh and I might want to try that thing with whipped cream and a dog....lol
     
  8. mystical_shroom

    mystical_shroom acerbic

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    haha tis you dont have to be a girl for that one, just ask omniwolf.
     
  9. TheMadcapSyd

    TheMadcapSyd Titanic's captain, yo!

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    We shall, we shall lol.
     
  10. The World of Dan

    The World of Dan FSMFTW

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    I'm there... just name the day!!! ;)
     
  11. mystical_shroom

    mystical_shroom acerbic

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    hahaha yay for me :D
     
  12. missfontella

    missfontella Mama of Da Assassins

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    oh SHIT!!! I thought you were a girl.


    when I read your posts, I just thought you were a lesbian
     
  13. Insomniac_Junkie

    Insomniac_Junkie Member

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    Well i am just trying to figure out to explain what a male orgasm feels like for the girls hmmmmm... well when a guy gets aroused get gets a boner obviously and you stroke and all that good stuff and it almost feels like a really big itch in your penis and as you orgasm it gets scratched REALLY GOOD!!!!!!!!! Can any guys help me out with this one? I am just curious what an orgasm feels like for a girl.
     
  14. beachbum7

    beachbum7 Lookin' for any fun

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    Weird - well, weirder than being stared at by a tranvestite in Thailand
     
  15. Insomniac_Junkie

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    The Beach Bum has a point!
     

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