out of the blue

God, I love your mouth!!!

 

lucious lips. i have hardly any lips at all. it's sorta embarassing.

 

they'd be bigger if i sucked on them

 

What if I sucked on them?

 

:& you saw that

 

i'll take that over collagen any day.

 

I know I'm supposed to respond here, so, umm, no, you don't look like a pig.

 

i know..
i mean i would love bigger lips but ewww.. that stuff looks scary

 

did you have sex w/ the ENTIRE FOOTBALL TEAM?

oh, i see, right there in your sig. awesome.

 

athletes are full of vim & vigor...

 

their usually pretty sweaty too

i want in on this one... mm man sweat

 

yes...and earth moving machinery...

 

ok.. but that makes me think of my dad..
and ewww no not right now
ive got wood i don't want to think about him

 

next comes the bat to the head and somebody will be hauled off to the nearest cave

 

just don't mark you territory this time without asking permission

 

well you'll be unconscious for the first part but when you wake you'll see :H

 

OMG, that's hilarious! Except why isn't that other smiley just swallowing it?

 

Did I mention that I like you a lot?

 

too much?