Packing for the Apocalypse...

Hours to a month? You want me to give a specific answer when I have hours to a month to live? You must be joking. But, I'll entertain the thought.

List one = hours - Steak - the blow job queen of the world - acid - Music - a strobe light...

List two = Months - Steak - the blow job queen of the world - acid - Music - a strobe light...well you know what? I guess it doesn't matter if it's hours or a month.

 

Has anyone said socks yet?

 

Bird did, although I think he didn't realise he could just turn his dirty ones inside out.

 

what about extra shoe laces? and weed?

 

hurry

 

Something other that a thong.

Loads of hidden meaning there folks!

 

A handy guide to post-apocalyptic etiquette.

 

my journal and a few pens/pencils so i can document it for the survivers

 

Couple a' midgets to kick around in case your football goes flat.

 

i would have never have thought of that.. you're smart

 

A couple footballs in case your midgets go flat.

 

and a pump incase your midgets and your footballs go flat

 

Seltzer- in case your drinks go flat.

 

good thinking

 

I would bring candy.

 

why pack? you're going to a time, not a place. you can't pack. you pack up and then sit in your house waiting for the apocalypse and you'll just be sitting around the house with your stuff in boxes and your thumb up your ass......

personally, if i knew the end was near i'd take my charge card and head down to the tobacconist's and load up on only the best cigars, get some great wine and rum and beer.....get the best pot i can find, in the largest quantity i can.....and probably some nice clothes. gotta look good going out, you know.

 

My super fantastic ninja box that is actually a product of pushing a button in my room to collapse and neatly pack all the contents in an easy-to-carry travel box. Okay, so I have yet to invent that. So...I guess I should start inventing before the world a-splodes.

 

I would take the love of my life, my beautiful, sweet, sensual....























internet!

 

i'm sure that you posted this about 3 hours after they started the shelling.