Robed a store with a twinky? Haha that shit it crazy. Me and my friends used to do insane amounts of dxm and drive around and terrorize the town(not really though we were just being high on dxm haha) but my friend walks into a liqour store and goes and grabs a bag of scitels and just says I'm stealing your scittles and walks out it was hillarious
I had a friend that used to pull this kind of shit all the time. He'd walk in to a shop, pick up a magazine and fold it in half, put it in his back pocket and walk out. The weird thing was it seemed like the more obvious he was the less attention people paid. Anyway, back on topic... If it's $60 a gram you've got nothing to lose really. Buy it and try 5mg, if you like it try 10mg and if you don't like it sell the 995mg for $80.