Penis Length Survey

I'm rockin like a quarter inch. Damn poll doesn't have my option

 

That's like the old joke "Mine's only 2 inches....................From the floor."

Peace Out,
Rev J

 

why do so many guys like talking about penis'? I don't get it.

 

I'm talking about penis because it is the subject of the thread. Mine varies with mood.

 

Makes sense. What, your johnson varies with mood?

 

fuck off already!

 

Yeah, sometimes it's Peter.

 

BALLYR said to tell you:

"Hello, thank you to speak me. I am big like can of Pepsi."

lol

 

Well, if you saw mine, you'd understand!

 

Does an eager demeanor constitute length? I suppose so!

 

Well i thight all internet guys were like 8 to 10 inches...

 

Yep, that's me 18 inches.

 

Hmm a vagina Stretched to the max: 8-10 inches deep, you may have to go buffalo hunting...

 

How do you become familiar with the depth of buffalo vagina?

 

It is right between "ouch" and "get that fucking thing away from me" on the scale

I have never had one bigger than 6 and a half and it was not thick

 

my penis is well over 8 inches.

 

Which one!? I have several. Lessee... I think 5 currently. In an assortment of shapes and sizes. And colors. Does this mean I get to vote 5 times?

 

Of course. Remember though when you lie you can always blame it on the conversion to metric.

 

Why would I want to lie? I can buy em in any size I want.

 

I once bought a penis. Really, not into dildos but we needed a demo to show our mentally retarded clients how to put on condoms. Yes, you may be surprised that retarded ppl are also sexual.

So Shale was sent off to a porn shop with our company tax exempt number to buy a dildo. Found a nice tan colored one, six inches long that looked quite normal for our clients to practice using condoms. They also had a 10 inch dildo that was black (still feeding the stereotype).

Interesting is that they found in their computer an app to enter our tax exempt number. So our non-profit company is on record as making a purchase from a porn shop. Guess they needed that app for the Catholic priests.