Penises or Vaginas?

We aint talking about peace here! We are talking about something else much more important- penises and vaginas!

 

give PEENS a chance!
if everybody was too busy havin sex, there would be no time for wars!!

 

So lets get busy!

 

lmao WORLD WIDE ORGY! maybe thats what john lennon was tryin to say with "bed peace?"

 

There wouldnt be enough beds for everyone!

That's ok, we got the floor.

 

Stimmt.

 

ok....so my friend told me this joke....how can you tell who enjoys sex more, guys or girls?

put your finger in your ear(dont ram it in there!) and wiggle it...which feels better, your finger or your ear?

 

hahaha that's a weird joke!

this is officially my favorite thread 8)

 

haha. i like that. i just sent it to my friend.
dumb jokes are fun.

 

I've heard that a few times. It works best if you use your pinky and lick it first.

But to say that the females enjoy it more is kind of false. It pleasures me to know that I am pleasuring a woman, so it goes both ways.

 

Touche!!!

 

I dunno about you guys, but I had a terrific orgasm after wiggling my pinky around in my ear....its surprising how sensitive pinkies can be!

 

I just finished reading The Vagina Monologues tonight.

I now understand/view the Vagina in a strange and wonderful new way.

Just thought I'd share...

I recommend everyone reads it, too. :uhoh2:

 

my school performs the Vagina Monologues every year. (i assume its the same thing).

havent gone to see it... as i usually have to work whenever things of any interest go on at school. but i heard its good.

 

Eh, seems a little late in the game to switch teams.


Although I am fond of the vagina. Very fond. I'm not even going to go into it now...

I'm a fan.

 

I must reference Eve Ensler as to who gets the most pleasure...
When it comes to sex organ's and how they orgasm, who needs a handgun when you have a semi-automatic?

And that's my response over which one I am happy to be stuck with for the rest of my life.

P.S.
Bravo to you for enjoying the act of pleasuring a woman. I wish all men were like that.

 

here's to semi-automatics!!!

i kinda wish you guys would orgasm like us just once.....

 

I don't, becuase then I wouldn't have the upper hand :H