People from New Zealand

Sooo... Does this mean I've grown balls or that you've just stopped being racist?

 

the treaty was between the queen and the maori. It gives the maori people the same status as the queen (yes all you brits are of a lower rank that the maori).

Also, maori is now defined as people of the land (new zealand). So essentially if you belong in new zealand then you're a maori (or a kiwi).

 

What is a pineapple lump

 

A pineapple lump is like a small piece of square, yellow, pineapple-flavoured candy covered in chocolate.

 

I've realised this wasn't a serious thread. It was necroposted.

Lets leave the out of it all and get on.

 

Oooo I want some

 

I'm not kidding when I say this... but most Kiwis I have met look like LauraMay, at least in the face.

 

Could they seriously not come up with a better name than "lumps"??? wtf

 

Yeah.I but think that one could be used in *his* favour..

 

We are family... I've got all my sisters with me..

:leaving:

 

What does kiwi mean?

New Zealand is cool because Scott Dixon is from there.

 

Only teasing.
I *like* the idea of women voting.
Provided they're only allowed to vote the same way as me....

 

On a trip through Europe, as I was staying in a beach villa outside Barcelona, a
stupid drunk kiwi forgot witch room he was staying in, so decided to walk down the hallway and allow himself into everyone elses room. He finally decided that my room HAD to be his after several mistakes, so he barged in and jumped in bed with me, half naked.

Needless to say, Kiwis can be retarded... and they fuck sheep!

 

No, drunks can be retarded.

 

Like the fruit or the bird.

 

Duncan was not always drunk, yet still half a retard. That incident was just
the icing on the cake.

 

but I will give credit where credit is due... Kiwis know how to make in-flight services
more enjoyable.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?gl=GB&hl=en-GB&v=7-Mq9HAE62Y

 

Kiwi (bird):



Kiwi Fruit:



Kiwi (person):

Someone from NZ.

Original.