People should be fined for farting

Yeah well you wake up to bad guy-fart smell, and the feeling of hot air against your back. And it didn't hurt him because he was laughing the entire time.

 

I find it funny but it gets old fast. I drive about an hour through texas to get to my job in shreveport lousiana. And there is 5 of us every morning in the car driving an hour there and back every day. lots of farting going on i will tell you that much. lol

 

Whats the big deal? I mean its pretty natural to have to fart every now and then!

Ok so farting on people, or something like that, may be unacceptable but you jsut have to choose the right people to do things like that to.

My friends and I are all big fans of farting!

(and I am a chick!)

 

In other words... it's completely homoerotic

 

Yes as are many of the actions surrounding male bonding, but without the sex, the desire, or the expectation. that can be satisfied through other means (like war and self-destructive behavior)


Hotwater

 

hi,well I have one point of wiew,call me pig or whatever,but sometimes find,if not tasty,interesting,the way my farts smells (other times I just cant even open the eyes),,I think you must fart just when it comes,is a nature thing and shure no good to you have this into your body,so let them fly away.......and why not have fun with them!......in the worst case you can leave to the nex room saying......ohhh ....shit....you are rooootten!...jajajajajaa!..........a masticar bien! chao

 

my sister used to sit on my head and fart when i was too small to defend myself. bitch. and she denies it ever happened now.

omg in the movies the other night someone was doing the most rancid farts for like half an hour. it stunk so bad it was like a rotting corpse covered in shit. well thats what it smelt like.

i fucking hate it when ppl fart in movie theatres its like just cos its dark and theres lots of ppl they can let one fly and everyons trapped to run away from the smell

 

hahahhaa sorry I just had to laugh at that. not like I would do that, but its still funny.

 

When my son was four, he loved superheroes, and wanted to be one. One day, he came to me with a very grave look on his face and told me in a very serious adult tone of voice, "Mom. There are Invisible Farters in the house. But don't worry, I'll save you." Then he ran into the other room.

The next sound I heard was the "SSSSSSSSSSSS" from an aerosol can of air freshener.

 

thats nasty , you should take a moist warm poop in there open mouth. patience is key.cut off his penus, swallow it. use tabasco if ya gotta . take a nice spicy dump on a clean white plate. put you a cake cover on it. feign concern. nurse leaves . enough about my personal life.thera. brain damage.dont give a fuck if she had a reason. she was bad at sex.