People without their own hobbits

I think I rather just befriend a hobbit than enslave a house elf nowadays. Just like hobbits themselves I can't get enough of their hospitality and in the end I would get enough of tripping over my elf or his chains anyway. Not to mention all those tricky rules to keep your elf doing what it's supposed to do.

 

Yeah, I was just giving you options.

I prefer to smoke with my hobbit friend. He has the dank weed. It got it on one of his many adventures. Middle earth rocks for potency.

 

Your hobbit friend like to go on adventures? Thought they rather spend their lifes at one place. That's why I provide the weed and he the food. Of course I know of an exception or two as well. Did you know they made a movie about the travels of one?

 

He comes from the Baginses/Tookish line. Hobbits from that line have always had a sense of adventure such as the great Bandobras Took who routed an invasion of orcs from the Shire back in S.R.(S.R Being Shire Reckoning) 1147,
and of course you can't forget Bilbo or Frodo we all know their stories.

 

WEll of course I do. After Bilbo went off to live with the elves we were lucky enough to be blessed with his presence. The elves just couldn't take his constant talk about the ring of power. So I told them I would keep him here as long as he did what I told him.

What does your hobbit like to eat?

 

Your responses confuse me. Are you letting your hobbit post again:toetap05:

 

Yeah, that typical english stuff Sausages, cakes etc.

 

mmmmm....that makes me hungry.

 

They're also pretty big on mushrooms. Not particularly the psychedelic ones though. You should have seen my hobbit friend when I mixed them in some of his pies

 

I think my daughter is a hobbit. She likes to eat a first breakfast and then a second breakfast.

 

Does she goes out the door without her handkerchief?

 

He comes from the Baginses/Tookish line. Hobbits from that line have always had a sense of adventure such as the great Bandobras Took who routed an invasion of orcs from the Shire back in S.R.(S.R Being Shire Reckoning) 1147,
and of course you can't forget Bilbo or Frodo we all know their stories.

 

Man, I am gonna come eat at your house. I haven't had psychedelic pie in this life time. Sounds like a good trip though

Is yours male or female? Mine's a bit old. I think I might have to get a new and improved one because the sexual favors lack spontaneity.

 

All the friggin time!

 

Mine are mostly male, I'm not easily sexually attracted to hobbits to be honest. They don't like to trip though, I guess it's too much like an adventure to them

 

I'm not exactly attracted to him....but are we attracted to all the people we have ever slept with

 

Then I fear the worst indeed! Ah well, happily they're not allowed to be kept as private property anymore

 

I was

 

LMAO! this is true:cheers2: At least for the minute

I tried to find Hobbit smileys but could not find any. I think they need to make some.

 

Gasp!

*hurriedly destroys ownership records*