Pet Peeves

when i pass a joint around a circle and somebody decides to talk while holding it and ends up letting a quarter of the joint burn away in his/her hands. !!!TAKE UR FUCKING HIT OR ILL PUNCH A GIRAFFE IN THE NECK!!!

(Side note, also typing in caps made me pissed off at myself, as that is also a peeve)

Sitting on a toilet and shitting pebbles is another... I love the feeling of a big log.. not fickin PEBBLES! AARGH

 

Having someone talk you into giving them a ride, then they try to use you as their chauffer for the next 6 hours.

Dudes who absolutely insist on telling you all of the details of their sex life (true or not), and won't STFU about it. I really don't fucking care.

 

People who insist on telling you about ANY details of their life - when you make it visibly apparent that you don't give a fuck

 

When people say:

"This is God's little way of helping me out."

Yes, because helping you out is so much more important than, I dunno...the starving children in Africa...
the world trade centers...
the child that's being molested by his kidnappers somewhere in Arkansas..

Yes, all of that is so much less important than you getting that CD on sale today.

 

Reading through long threads with the misguided idea that someone might say something interesting. I'm not referring to this one - it hasn't gone on long enough yet

 

my cats named Peeves and hes pretty chillski

 

people with annoying voices, commercials, and of course other people bitching and moaning.