pile of dead babies.

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I saw this postcard. On the text it said, "It can't be a whistle. I have tried blowing it". Whatever that means?


How do you stop a dead baby becoming a ghost?
Send it back in its original packaging.

 

What pink and wrinkly and makes women cry?




Cot death

 

this is the first time i've heard of these types of jokes, and some are oddly amusing. But i feel guilty when i laugh >.<

 

I found these jokes:
Q: How do you know when a baby is a dead baby?
A: The dog plays with it more.

Q: What's blue and flies around the room at high speeds?
A: A baby with a punctured lung.

Q: What's blue and thrashes about on the floor?
A: A baby playing in a plastic bag.

Q: What gets louder as it gets smaller?
A: A baby in a trash compactor.

Q: Why did the baby cross the road?
A: It was stapled to the chicken.

 

I didn't laugh once... <:\ lol sorry, don't mean to break the mood or anything.

It's just the mental image is genuinely upsetting hahaha.

 

Whats the difference between a dead baby and an apple?

I dont have sex with an apple before I eat it

 

whats the best part of fucking 21 year olds. Theres twenty of them.

hopefully dead too

 

What's better than watching porn of babies being raped by rabid dobermanns?

Making porn of babies being raped by rabid dobermanns! And then eating thier intestines.

Bonus points for a) forcing the mother to be the camerawoman, b) doing it out of hate for the baby's race or c) doing it out of sincere belief that it will benefit the baby.

Ah, how I revere the morbidity inherently lurking in the shadowy corners of the human mind...

 

Whats blue yellow red, purple and at the bottom of a pool?
- dead baby with slashed floaties
whats black, blue, yellow, brown, red, stinks really bad?
Same baby 3 weeks later

 

what's the difference between a granny and a baby?




a granny doesnt die when you fuck her

 

Whats funnier than a dead baby?
A living one.

 

nuh-uh

 

Q: What's the difference between a Mustang '67 and a pile of dead babies?


A: I don't have a Mustang in my garage.


Q: What do you get when you stab a baby?


A: AN ERECTION >:O

 

What's funnier than crib death? death by crib.*smashes baby with cot*

What do you say to a child who found their sibling after crib death?

put that back where it came from

 

I like to force parents to saw off their baby's limbs, stab out their eyes and cut off their tongue while keeping them alive. Then, of course, the baby feels great to shove around your penis for masturbation (parents of course still watching), until it's 14 years old. When they're 14 years or older, they're not sexually arousing anymore, limbs or no limbs. The child can then be sent to Auschwitz-Birkenau, where it belongs.

 

I've heard that one. it's good, but it works better of you say what's worse than 10 baby's nailed to a tree, one baby nailed to ten trees

 

how the dead baby get across the road.... they nailed it to the chicken

o an hailtothekingbaby thats teh sickest shit ive ever heard... you can make it sicker by workin in pyro pedophilia necrophilia... and thats all combined . not separate.....

 

You know how to keep a fetus from exploding in the microwave?

Poke holes in it with a coat hanger.

 

these might not be dead beby jokes but they're still good
how do you make a toddler cry twice?
wipe your bloody dick off on their teddy bear

whats's the difference between a dead hooker and an onion/
i cry when i cut up the onion