pile of dead babies.

i got a better one than last time...guess how i like my babbies?
the same way i like my coffe...ground up and in the freezer

 

I thought of a good dead baby joke..

How many dead babies can i fit in the trunk of my car???

Yours..

 

sweet, i found my thread.

 

What sound does a baby make in the microwave?

I dunno I was too busy masterbating.

 

this thread is crule but funny

 

yea pretty sure dead baby jokes dont make me laugh. i guess stillborn jokes are funny too?

 

Whats the best part about having sex with infants?


Hearing the hips crack!

 

I'm throwing up and crying but laughing on the inside people. It's confusing.

 

Why do they boil water whenever a baby is born?

Because if the baby is born dead they can make soup.

 

What's better than a pile of dead babies?

A pile of dead naked babies.

 

my girlfriend had an aborton of my child last year the cheating bitch, but i still make these jokes. . .

Q. Whats worse than a bin full of dead babies??
A. Theres one still alive at the bottom!!

Q.Whats worse than that??
A.It has to eat its way out!!

Q.Whats worse than that??
A.It goes back for seconds

Q.Whats worse than that??
A.It eats its fecies

Q.What makes it all better??
A.It murders your ex and then eats her rotting corpse and then sends her nipples in the post to her parents whit chew marks on them!!

 

How do you stop a baby from drowning?

You take your foot of its head.

Whats sexier than a pile of naked babies?

A pile of dead babies. And whats sexier than that?

Nothing.

 

How much baby do you need to make nausea?

About 2 litres...

 

haha, i love that one.

 

How Do you Make a Dead Baby Float?

Two Scoops of Ice Cream, some Soda, and a Dead Baby...

 

Haha, this thread is classic. There's nothing wrong with being disturbed! (It's the normals you gotta watch out for)

What's the difference between a dead baby and a Styrofoam cup?
A dead baby doesn't harm the atmosphere when you burn it.

What's the difference between a lamp and a dead baby?
It's really easy to turn on a lamp.

What do you call a baby on a stick?
A Kebabie.

If a tree falls on a baby in the forest, and no one is
around to hear it, is it still hilarious?

 

I ono how people find dead baby jokes funny.

 

Same. I guess to each his own then. Hehe.

 

..people who are able to not take their mortality so seriously...

 

Well it is kind of degrading, man.