Please raise your hand if you are here.

with terrible results.

 

This thread has run its course, please hi-jack it for your entertainment purposes (seriously)

 

I'm in the process of finding myself a lady to impregnate and marry (order pending) and in the absense of a spice girl in the area I'm left to find someone I don't know yet. No stone unturned, ya know?

so how come you failed?

 

a friend of mine once created an account for me. i don't think it represented me that well though, and as far as i know nobody ever expressed interest, although i never actually checked it myself...

 

I have never tried an online dating service.

 

you should have checked it. Maybe some person sent you a picture of boobs, and if nothing else were to come from the experience, it'd be a success.

 

there are MANY more crazy people online.

 

We're online. Wanna date?!

 

are you married?

 

Thats totally weird.

 

bottomfeeders, eh?

that sucks cause I'm not sure if that makes me a bottom feeder too. Maybe if you changed your profile it would have been better?

I only ask because I'm going to do it, that much is certain, but I'm not sure if I should be really open, or really funny in my profile. what do you think?

 

well my friend checked it occasionally for the first couple months anyway; i'm sure she would have told me if there were boobs there for me.

 

Girls usually would. I'm surprised to hear it was a girl that made if for you. Does she feel sorry for you or something? Why wouldn't she have just hooked you up with one of her friends or sisters or cousins or whatever?

 

I changed my profile many times, it just changed the spectrum of crazy

I owe many things to my attempts at online dating

1. my knowledge of what corprophagia is
2. meeting someone who was turned on by having sex in dirty bathrooms
3. perhaps the worst road trip I've ever been on
4. driving over a 100 mile sheet of ice only broken by the places deer had been hit and killed, causing the blood to melt the ice, with my windshield wipers not working.

and perhaps a dozen other.... interesting things.

still a virgin, still only ever had one girlfriend proper.

much more bad than good.

 

Awww poor techie

 

yeah, i suspect it was largely pity. also, she isn't native to this area so her sisters and cousins live hours away from me. i'm sure she just cares about her friends too much to do something like that to them...

 

I cannot suggest online dating for anyone, in total honesty.

 

i had a friend who married a girl he met through online dating. of course, she was an obese bitch... but i guess he doesn't mind...

 

i've been lurking.

 

Would you be offended if i suggested that the HF's rally together to get you laid? (this isn't an insult)