Please raise your hand if you are here.

witty also. well, i'm a bit demanding. i doubt you'd keep up.

 

Oooh i dont know about that... i dont want to brag so ill stop here.

 

you're filthy.
i mean, i'd need to be taken care of first.
i'm a big fan of being warm. that would definately need to be addressed.
i'm also a fan of snacks.

 

that's what oral sex and parka's are for.

 

the thing is, i'm not too fond of eskimo erotica.

 

then have an open crotched bunny-suit.....

 

as shocking as it might be, i really don't know where one would pick one of those up.

 

mccalls has a pretty good costume pattern, just sew one.

 

hahaha. i'll mass produce them and sell them on eBay.
then i'll meet some creepy bunny fetish folk and lose the ol v-card.

 

ahahahahaha.

perfection.

 

it's not a creepy fetish unless actual rabbits are involved.

 

it's creepy role playing?

how sexy is "i'll feed you lettuce and scratch you behind the ears"?

 

depends on the context. how it is said, who is saying it, not my first choice of pillow talk, but, if it's the only option, it's the only option.

 

i'll pass, thanks.

 

*raises hand*

 

come on, you wouldn't find... johnny depp? saying that at least a little hot? if h had bunny ears, and nothing else on, and it was growled pillow talk? perhaps even mocking some fucked up bunny fetishist.

 

hahaha. oh dear god, this is the funniest thing ever. there is nothing sexy about bunnies. or lettuce. or johnny depp only wearing bunny ears.

 

well, I am sorry, womens sexuality is more complicated than mens, and pulling a scenario out of my hat, much more difficult than it looks.

I'm just saying, I am sure there is a certain circumstance under which you could find it sexy, probably an insincere one, but, probably.

 

i don't see it as all to complicated. but again, i'm a lady.
but seeing as how i'm a blank canvas sexually, i think i'm pretty straight forward.

rule of thumb: i'm not into bunnies, and i have a soft spot for sweet boys.

if i ever discover that circumstance, you'll be the first i notify.