I don't know about pedophile, but the other three certainly apply to Donald Trump! Except that hanging's too good for him!
https://frankspeech.com/article/dominion-guilty-election-crimes Only posting this because it's funny how many so called conspiracy theories were in fact true. Funny/sad really.
I wish we were that devious - we'd never lose an election. We'd release an omicron variant far deadlier than anything ever seen before. Even republican controlled states would be forced to pass mail-in ballot legislation. The lockdowns would prevent any in-person same day voting, which usually favors republicans, and we would once again program supercomputer 'Hammer' to hack votes from Trump and give them to Biden.