Political Satire

I must protest! It's $59.99, not $60.00!

 

"Defendant's application for a stay of trial, pursuant to CPL § [section] 230.30, pending the determination of defendant's motion for change of venue, is denied."

That's that, the Hush Money Trial starts on Monday!
Donald Trump's appeal brutally shot down by judge in one sentence

 

Now, Ms. Daniels, would you, for the court,please describe the shape, length and thickness of the defendant's odd teeny weenie?

 

They say you can tell the size of a man's dick by the size of his feet, but I suspect you can tell by the size of his hands!

 

Evidently, she made some kind of statement that he had an unusual unit.