Have you ever done that? I heard someone say that once and I guess I found it a little hard to believe. Oh, I know. I mentioned this in another thread. I had sex with the lady who used to proof my term papers when I was in college. She had a few kids. Her pussy was so loose, fucking her was like trying to fuck a bowl of Jell-O. No friction at all. Finally, I had to pull out and and whack off. She was like, "Was it good?" I said, "Oh yeah, I just wanted to cum on you, thanks."
People have been doing anal for thousand of years. Being human beings we are naturally curious, and since the butthole has such a close proximity to the vag, they probably were like, hmmm, I wonder if I stick my dick in here if it will feel good. And they were right, it felt awesome. I believe that's also how oral sex was discovered. It was also used during ancient times as a method to have sex and preserve virginity. Anal was also used as a form of "natural" birth control before the advent of condoms, spermicide, the pill etc.... Don't get me wrong I love pussy, but I love to pound a big plump sexy woman's ass. Don't knock it until you try it.
hehehe that word it funny "pooper" hehehe ALWAYS WEAR A CONDOM. We do not need anymore annoying ass kids populating the fucking planet. Thank you
my wife loves to put her dildo in my booty. She said it was a fantasy of hers for years and years and none of her girlfriends would let her do it. I would probably let her do anything to me that she wants I love her that much. And it turns me on to see her so turned on. She has only had poopy dick once and it was because I didn't know that she was gonna go in that hole. Gay men douche their ass as well, just so yah know.
I have come damn close to it. If you slip out and the lady lifts her legs a little as you start to go back in, you are instantly at the wrong destination. It's only an inch and a half, more or less.
Well, the key is "close." I don't see how anyone could even begin to insert and not know they were in the wrong damned hole. And I reckon his partner would speak up: "Hey -- that's my ass you idiot!"
This actually happened to me once. I was fucking my girl missionary with her legs pinned back so far that her ass was actually lifted up from the bed a little. Anyway, I slipped out and in my attempt at a "no-hands re-insertion" I ended up going in her ass. There weren't any lights on so I couldn't see. She was so wet that night that there was no shortage of lubrication thankfully. Of course I figured out right away what had happened but she was going with it and I could tell she was liking it a lot so I fucked her ass really good. I guess it was just a good thing that she was super wet that night and in the mood for some ass action or the night could have ended with me getting kicked in the balls. After we had finished I told her it was non-intentional, but she said that since I had her legs pinned down and was being so dominant that she just thought I was taking it all a step further by all of a sudden taking her in the ass, which she was completely fine with since she likes to be really submissive during sex.
I'm not doubting you. It's just that in my (somewhat limited) experience with anal, it took a little time and lots of lube to work it in. My wife is not an anal fan, but once in a blue moon, she'll indulge me. She's pretty damned tight, although this has something to do with her not relaxing. Once I got frustrated and just jerked off with the head of my cock in her ass. She liked it, so this is kind of our anal compromise.
Believe me, I was somewhat surprised myself when my cock slid right in. My girl likes a nice hard ass fucking from time to time so she knows how to relax and enjoy it. I guess when she felt the head of my cock on her ass she instinctively knew it was going in and was able to relax herself to take it without any problems. There was no shortage of lubrication because her pussy juices had already been flowing from her pussy down the crack of her ass anyway so she was already well lubed.
