Porn peeves

I hate it when the camera guy wants to narrate and keeps laughing at his own lame jokes,

 

Skinny women. Really tiny women. Too many Close ups. Screaming from the get go....
Urm... When they talk too much. That stupid face women do when they'r sucking cock. I dunno what else. I don't like a lot of things that they do! It's rare I'll find a good flick that I enjoy. :/ I like a bit of realism, so looking at the camera is a big fat nooo.

 

Storylines, and when they don't look like they actually like each other.

 

I hate when you click on a cam in the FEMALE section and get a screen full of dick

 

- I really hate when it looks like they're aren't enjoying it or affected by it.
(I only get turned on by real responses)
- I can't stand when a woman's not shaved - it looks gross and dirty.
- Asian girl porn - where they all sound the same when they moan. It annoys me.
- Reverse cow girl position in just about EVERY porn.

I shouldn't be watching porn, I know ._.
(I'm a straight female btw)

 

Ugly or retarded looking men, tattoos, choking and spitting, slapping, old bangers dressed as school girls, multiple piercings, silicone, gonzo, super pretty girls - but you never see their face - just a gaping hole full of moron, pretend lesbians, whiney Euro-porn fake moaning noises, ass to mouth, anal gaping.

And the all time grand prize winner: the anal prolapse. That is just disgusting.