Post a short stupid something about yourself.

I have a freckle on my nipple...it takes up about half of my weird nipple.

I'm sure if I had a dick, I'd have 12 freckles on it...I'm a freckly person

 

I'm a freckly person too. I got beauty marks all over the place. Constellations n' what not

 

If freckles are kisses from angels then I've come to the conclusion that angels find me irresistible.

They love my weirdly shaped popeye Esq forearms and cock.

 

a cock shaped like popeye's forearm....... maybe you should get a tattoo of an anchor on it.

I find it funny that the people in the UK call chips ''crisps''.

 

I'm not allowed to eat spinach before sex. It's too much for her.

 

I have a teeny vulval mole. There, I said it.

 

I stepped on and broke both my sons sunglasses one day on the roof. So I whipped mine off and stomped the shit out of 'em. I have patience with people--but material stuff better work when I want it to,or it gets stomped. Yes,I'm an idiot.

 

I think that's a cool way of comforting your sons

 

Well,thanks. But we couldn't see shit in the bright sun after that! That'll teach me. nah.

 

I have been reffered to as a "female Wallace" due to my love of cheeses, even though I have a cat, not a dog. lol

You're strong to the finish, cos you eats your spinach, you're Lodog, the sailor man! *toot! toot!*

 

I have a freckle in my left eye brow that's bothering me with thoughts that it maybe some kind of nasty cancer but I'm too lazy to go to the doctor to check it out

 

I checked today and couldnt find any obvious noticeable freckles on my winky

 

i have freckles on my upper back and arms. and a few on my face.and 1 or 2 on my stomach.

None on my cock though

 

I have skin tags on my neck

 

I rock the thick Brooke Shields eyebrows look. I act like its just "my thing" but its really because I have a freckle on my brow bone that annoys me anytime I let someone talk me into plucking my eyebrows.

HF is really full of some freakish freckly people.

 

It's not really the direction I was going for, but I guess "Something short and stupid" immediately got hipforumers thinking about their dicks.

 

i know every inch of Little Undies.

 

I believe it.

 

i dont get it

 

I can't get blood taken from my right arm because when I was 13, I had pneumonia, and the nurse couldn't draw the blood, so she stuck the needle farther and farther. The dr had to come in and remove it because the whole thing was in my arm.