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you won a watch battery

 

you've won a small globe of ear wax from a high school chemistry teacher's ear.

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you won a pebble thats been in my shoe for three days

 

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you won a free half of an old bald tire

 

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you win a drop of rain

 

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you win a sponge bath by Marg Thatcher

 

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you win a 10 second visit with Santa at the mall