Post here to WIN a free.. (blank)..

you won a bunch of hair from my shower drain

 

You have won a cd of me singing karaoke whilst pissed on a friday night in the local.

 

you win a free lick of the terminals on a nine volt battery

 

You have won a V.I.P. pass to Barack Obama's secret barracks.

 

you won a cut and paste star

 

You have won a free condom. (only used once)

 

you have won a PEN STRAW for you soda note taking.....
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MST03J3VL_U

 

you have won a gum wrapper chain.

 

you win a Plaster hand print made by a kindergartner child 20 years ago..

 

you won one of my special clear coloured nosehairs

 

you won one of the three kinky hairs that grows in the middle of my regular straight hairs.

 

you won one of my special eyebrow hairs that will get one and half inches long if I dont pull it out

 

you win my lettermans jacket

 

you win all the band and swimming letters that I have with no jacket to put them on.

 

you win a jean jacket to put them on

 

You will a needle and 5" of thread to put them on jacket.

 

you win a used heroin needle

 

You have won half a box of chocolates.

 

you won a spatula

 

You have won a plate of lumpy gravy.