Post The Last Thing You Texted

or tomorrow morning

 

"So happy! My review was awesome!"

 

We're here!

 

its ok

 

We should have never gone down this country road--that's definitely a UFO, but the electronics are still working fine, so that part is fals]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]
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]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]anal probed!!!

 

Them too.

 

Sadly I haven't gotten a coffee text from you in a long time.

Mine was "me too. I haven't seen it forever"

 

Sidat !

this was a response to a text from my boss asking who is not in tomorrow

 

U guys still alive this morning? I'm on my way over. Be there in like 30 mins

 

Oh okay, well thanks Tommy. Lol

In reference to my brother telling me some old guy named Tommy said I was pretty

 

''We can meet there if you want?''

In reply to a friend who is going to shop for a Halloween costume with me

 

Probably not cuz this is number 2 but thank you.

 

"He cut his finger off at work"

 

I am home.

 

I'm not going to do a Halloween party this year. The local Police have been coming around following up on missing person's reports. The FBI has been asking questions. A 'friend' tells me that the bureau has a unit that is well aware of Shellfish Toxin and its connection to voodoo zombie mind control, and they have been looking into certain imports from Haiti. ...and the girl in New Orleans from last year--I'm told her possession has only gotten worse. :-(

 

You are welcome.

 

I may start carrying a handgun

 

Really? REALLY?

 

In self-defense, I may start carrying the launch codes. Trump will spend the whole day looking around the Oval Office before he realizes he doesn't have them ;-)

 

K. thx for letting me know