Ayup cock, supwithee? Is tha mad? (for anyone who doesn't know, "cock" is actually a term of endearment in Yorkshire. Nearest comparison I can think is when an oldish man calls a younger bloke "son". I think it's short for cocker sparrow. Ooo, looks like it's also used in Cockney slang, how odd)
Well Luke, it's.........erm, you've stumped me there. Like that scene in dumb and dumber, I imagined everybody at home rolling around with laughter, tears pouring from their eyes and slapping their thighs and pointing at the screen. This is my real desktop