the "i chose to live here anyway, despite it being the frozen surface of a fireball, and i'm alright with that anyway" award
the "i should pack my job in at the record store bcos i don't earn enough for the time i put in, and get a job making tea for police in their canteen so i can put something naughty in their urn" award
you should have this award "Runnerup - Karma Police Award for Most Caring Poster - UK Forums 2009" award... you deserve it more than i (but i want it back next Tuesday)