psychoanalyze the poster above you

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  1. BraveSirRubin

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    Wants me to sleep with him so that he could firmly shake my hand among other things.
     
  2. crummyrummy

    crummyrummy Brew Your Own Beer Lifetime Supporter

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    bows down but doesnt mean it, is secretly plotting your death
     
  3. Smelly Socks

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    Goes through personal ads looking for Transexual Transvestites from Transylvania...............as long as they're non smokers.

    Has deep seated mother issues and likes to play with fecal matter.
     
  4. RELAYER

    RELAYER mādhyamaka

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    Is the sexiest girl to have ever existed, and will ever exist, on the earth
     
  5. Smelly Socks

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    Is the sweetest twin a girl could ever ask for and is also one bad ass mother fucker.

    Don't mess with Relayer, he'll eat your young and then spit their chewed remains back in your face. He also is a nerd. :tongue:
     
  6. Posthumous

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    stinky feet
     
  7. Smelly Socks

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    Heeeeeeeeeyyyyyyyy! Stinky feet?

    Harsh.

    Well, Posthumous is a nut in the truest sense of the word. He may tell you he is a legume, but do not believe a word of it. He is a chronic masturbator and wets the bed uncontrollably. He is a writer which also makes him an alcoholic.
     
  8. Posthumous

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    Liar! Now look what you did. I spilt my bottle of scotch all over my porn. Now I have to change my sheets for the third time today! [​IMG]
     
  9. Smelly Socks

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    Oh, so now I have stinky feet and am a liar, huh?

    Now you've gone too far!!! I'm gonna have to choke a bitch!

    Anyway, as you folks can see, Posthumous is actually quite witty.

    He is also an asshole. :tongue:
     
  10. Posthumous

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    Knows a great asshole when she sees one.
     
  11. soaringeagle

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    smelly socks feet dont really stink the names actualy fromher psychosexual inclinationes & the fact that she routinely attacks homeless people & steals theyre socks which she uses as a masterabatory aid

    subject is highly unstable & shouod be concidered non-human & shot on sight
     
  12. Smelly Socks

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    Man, I'm really that transparent, huh? :(

    I didn't think anybody knew.....
     
  13. soaringeagle

    soaringeagle Senior Member

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    dont worry ill keep the truly deep dark secrets to myself

    dont want to give the kiddies nightmares
     
  14. Smelly Socks

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    Phew, thanks. :)
     
  15. RELAYER

    RELAYER mādhyamaka

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    sexy sexy sister! :tongue: your the best
     
  16. Smelly Socks

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    No, no, no, YOU are the best, my sexy butt shaking Johnny Appleseed. :D
     
  17. RELAYER

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    No no, YOU ARE the best because you shake your butt and dance when you brush my teeth 4 me! :)
     
  18. Smelly Socks

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    Don't forget about when I'm dancing around in my clown wig, trippin' on good ol' fashioned homemade LSD.
     
  19. RELAYER

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    haha oh yea! And when we shoot up heroin in our underwear and pray in the snow together, ahhhh so many memories :D
     
  20. daisymae

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    Can't tell time on an analog clock.
     

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