psychoanalyze the poster above you

i already have a man with six pack abs, i need a change from time to time...like to wrap my arms around something...so...

this would make you remarkably astute in matters that are obvious, though lacking in the understanding of subtlety.

 

just trying to figure out how to steal my dom gear.

 

steal? I have more than you ever will. I'll bet you don't have 150' logging chains permanantly bolted to your basement wall.....

 

terrible braggart completely indifferent to the hurt he causes others by pointing out what they're missing in life.

 

nothing more than a jealous wanna be tranny who can't get beat hard enough so she must take her unsatisfied holes to the internet and post about how wronged she has been in this lifetime. So so sad.

 

secretly doesn't really like anal, but feels he has gone on so long with the facade that he has to pretend

 

Molested by the Catholic School Mascot "Bobby the Bible", Has intense fear of Undergarments and Adhesive Pancakes

 

how did you know that????? :leaving:

 

Can only answer multiple choice questions and prefers to ride in the trunk of a car, due to a fear of airbags.

 

Woman posing as a man posing as a grandmother posing as a woman.

 

Can't open pickle jars unless he is wearing his Superman cape.

 

Has hit it off with my imaginary friend and displays framed Rorschach inkblots as artwork.

 

Believes his farts are the word of God...

 

Transcribes the text of my farts and teaches them to other cult members.

 

Wears a tinfoil condom to keep aliens from reading his penis' thoughts.

 

Uses an oven mitt to give hand jobs.

 

Breaks into houses and steals the hair he finds in the bathtub...he's knitting a sweater.

 

Obsessively collects sweaters I make.

 

Wears the same socks two in a row because of childhood traumatism that makes him feel more safe that way ..

 

Looks at his friends' asses when they bend over, then looking away when they look.

haha this is stupid but fun