psychoanalyze the poster above you

^uses WD-40 as a deodorant.

 

Underestimates the power of WD-40

 

Feels compelled to hump stop signs...

 

obsessive compulsive about finding two snowflakes that look alike

 

^uses only cucumbers to pleasure self.

 

so you're the guy who stole my yucca

 

has a rare aesthetic sense.

 

Has a severe case of monkey butt






also everytime i see your Avatar pic....it looks like a lil monkey straddling a penis....

 

has a monkey fixation apparently...can be seen masturbating to nature programs.

 

apparently is a peeping tom.

 

Rips tags off mattresses; makes her feel like a rebel.

 

leaves the tags on, still feels rebellious, in that counter-culture way.

 

runs down chipmunks with car

 

Was caught exposing himself to the monkeys at the zoo...

 

Places personal ads in Alien Conspiracy Weekly professing interest in anal probes.

 

Can't remember all the words to American Pie and it's driving him crazy...

 

Eats candy bar with knife and fork.

 

WHOA!! freakily accurate. i was called a chipmunk face nearly every day of my life. i hate the little bastards

posthumous has no hands, he types with his stubs.

 

Sexually aroused by my stubs

 

wow, you're like psychic or something.