I'm a bit late to the party since this thread was posted last year, but I will say this: you gotta live with what you have and to me, those sound nice (and I'm sure I'm not the only guy who thinks so .). Every body's different, vaginas included.
That's a bit of a simplistic view. I believe in science: biology and neuropsychiatry. These sciences prove that the subconscious and deep mechanisms of our sexual desires are not changed by the superficiality of what you mention. Sure, it basically appeals to deep-rooted pedophiliac desires.
