Pussy in a can.

Mind ? If that's what it takes I will fail. I lost mine years ago. Oh well guess I'll keep my methods of up close and personal.

Peace

 

I think Bronson has already used can of Cat..

Cat in a Can - Cyberskin Pussy Masturbator

Ultra realistic feeling cyberskin vagina in a can roughly the size of a 375mL soft drink can. The can is made of plastic and is resealable, compact, and keeps your toy clean. The pussy itself is completely reusable, unlike other 'canned' masturbators that are intended to be disposed of after use (Sexy Toy Box doesn't stock disposable pussies, as they aren't great value for money). Easily removed from, and inserted back into, the can. Do not drink. Not intented for unattended mentally challenged.

Just remember the special powder isnt lube...

 

Well, I am super human so that could be a benefit for me...Good luck on your chase...

 

I don't think he has it says not for the mentally challenged....

 

Thats a such a disgusting horrible thought. For one to think about a pussy inside of a can, is a terrible thought. Second, Mmm yeah Im horny.. go to the kitchen and get the can opener??

It would be far from better also, with a mouth you get things like, screaming your name at orgasm, the age old adage, "you can smack my ass if you want." And don't forget "harder! harder!"

As for getting pregnant, use a condom! 96% effective.

As for nagging in the hours to follow, just say, "Bitch get me a beer"

Thats enough to make any woman storm out the door. Then you have the whole place to yourself.

In conclusion, That is disgusting and I never want to think about it again.
Just get a fleshlight. lol

 

I think oneness would be an avid user of pussy in a can...

 

Im so turned on now after this thread, I got the can opener in hand and im just waitin'..

 

If its electric, dont use it in the tub...

 

No its one of those sexy metal ones

 

awwww......

 

Yeah I would say so far the most viable option is the capture of some non english speaking tourist. I mean she will move, its real, and while she is likely cussing you out you wont understand so you can take as your doing a great job!

When your done you can always save yourself some hassle and run her through the chipper shredder and fertilize the yard.

 

They have something like that. They've got pussy in shaving cream cans, beer cans, etc. All thanks to www.fleshlight.com

 

Hahaha.

I just posted a picture of nuts, raisins, pussy and beer in still life. Art my friends; it's art!!!!

 

I know what I'm getting grampa for his birthday!

 

*insert obvious dick in a box joke here*