question about eating a girl out

my balls dont stink.
ok, well, maybe like an old potato sack

 

nah, you're not so bad. except when you haven't showered recently, you know, like camping and such. everyone gets stinky by then. when i was out whoring around, there were a couple guys i just couldn't deal with.

 

not so bad. pffft

 

An old potato sack sounds like it smells a hell of a lot better than what I had experienced back in the day.

 

hehe, I bet it does. I have experienced the same. i will avoid it at all cost.

 

Me, too. The belly button factor works wonders, maaaan.
I forgot to mention that one earlier...

 

Belly buttons are awesome for that.

 

Makes me glad that we have them.

 

oh, yes indeed.

 

OK, now I'm embarrassed, I knew about the spot, I just didn't know that was THE G-spot, I guess I just don't get out enough. It's kinda handy, like the handle of a six pack of beer--but I digress, there's no way a guy can reach the G-spot with his tongue, unless he's really gifted, lol.

Another useless piece piece of trivia, the G-spot was named after Dr Graffenberg, whos theory was actually contrary to the concept of the one spot they named after him. His idea was that there is no single G-spot, but rather the entire female anatomy is a plethora of errogenous zones--women have a number of so-called G-spots, in effect, and all women are slightly different, so we as guys are faced with the challenge of finding them on our ladies, a labor of love, so to speak. I think I've found the majority of them on my mate, but it's important to practice.

 

lick the clit...and the taste will take some getting used to...i know how you feel i was in your boat about 4-5 months ago

 

u gotta be like inlove with her vagina cares every bit with ur tongue find the clit and circle it gently but quick and a lil probing of the "deep end" is always good. try not to get it all slobery and tell her to wash before hand and shave its better without haire. oh and as for the taste beever does have a bit of a strong taste u should rubb fruit on it like grapes it helps and it kinda tickles.

 

Rub fruit on it like grapes??
ROFL imagine that, just about to go down on your gf and then casually just start whipping out a bunch of grapes and sweeping them across her vag!!

 

Why not just give her head in the shower?? Or you guys could try 69..

 

Rub a lil beef boullion on it.

 

:ack2:...

Haha, and as an aside, nice sig Davey... Those tan ladies look like beef jerky...

 

LOL. I'm waiting to catch shit from our northerly friends.

 

Hey man, I live in Canada and I cant disagree with it.

 

If it smells like trout, eat it out. If it smells like cologne, leave it alone.

 

thats actually good advice