Nope but it does have an easy access sign for those who want touch it for luck. Does it keep all the latest gossip?
No but it does grace most camping trips, in fact, yes ALL camping trips. Does your bum enjoy it when you wax it up and spin around in circles(on your bum) on a wooden floor?
Only when it's first mate (the penis guy) says its OK. Does your butt have an adjacent fleshy fun strip?