questions and your butt

Discussion in 'Random Thoughts' started by Juggalo4ever, Jul 10, 2004.

  1. daisymae

    daisymae Senior Member

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    A little.


    Does it get to vote in the election?
     
  2. Bug_Man

    Bug_Man Banned

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    No. Only my penis is smart enough for that.



    Does yer ass enjoy beaded seat covers on your car seat?
     
  3. mariecstasy

    mariecstasy Enchanted

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    not at all. they are annoying



    does it speak in tongues at weird times?
     
  4. daisymae

    daisymae Senior Member

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    It speaks Beany and Broccolese.


    Does your butt chew 30 times before swallowing?
     
  5. CrAzYStaRR

    CrAzYStaRR Member

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    No, but it's working on it. (new years resolution!!)


    Does it ever act out in public?
     
  6. Willy_Wonka_27

    Willy_Wonka_27 Surrender to the Flow

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    yes all the time

    dose it need implants?
     
  7. FreakyJoeMan

    FreakyJoeMan 100% Batshit Insane

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    Nope.

    Is it spankable?
     
  8. mariecstasy

    mariecstasy Enchanted

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    oh give it to me baby


    does yours have a "all deliveries in the rear sign"
     
  9. Bellfire01

    Bellfire01 I'll say anything

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    Nope but it does have an easy access sign for those who want touch it for luck.

    Does it keep all the latest gossip?
     
  10. Bug_Man

    Bug_Man Banned

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    Why yes...........for I am always talking out of my ass!



    Does it cook on the holidays?
     
  11. Willy_Wonka_27

    Willy_Wonka_27 Surrender to the Flow

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    no it eats out....

    have yours ever gotten an enema from a garden hose?
     
  12. daisymae

    daisymae Senior Member

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    Only once, I'd rather not talk about it...


    Does your butt do children's parties?
     
  13. Warisfortheweakminde

    Warisfortheweakminde Member

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    No but it does grace most camping trips, in fact, yes ALL camping trips.



    Does your bum enjoy it when you wax it up and spin around in circles(on your bum) on a wooden floor?
     
  14. Bug_Man

    Bug_Man Banned

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    Only when it's first mate (the penis guy) says its OK.


    Does your butt have an adjacent fleshy fun strip?
     
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