Questions without answers

Why is my dong so massive?

 

am i supposed to know the answer to that?

 

Why do you have that giant magnifying glass in your hand?

 

Did you see the man behind the curtain?.....

 

What man?

 

Why are you so eager to know?

 

Wouldn't you like to know?

 

if you've done with trying to see what the hell rudenoodle is talking about, can i have my magnifying glass back now please?

 

Isn't it rudenoodle that has the magnifying glass?

 

didn't i borrow it to answer his question?

 

Did you really think a rhino would be a good pet.

 

Why do you have that fu man chu stash?.....

 

is that what it is???

 

Would you believe me if I told you it wasn't?

 

If there is a god why did he gift me with such large testicles?

 

Can't someone get that giant magnifying glass away from rudenoodle or at least tell him how it works?

 

Are you Rocky Mountain high or whut?.....

 

Yep, want to join?

 

Sure, but don't you want to visit almost heaven?.....

 

Why, do you live in West Virginia?