Questions without answers

No its Jacques Plante the inventer of the Goalie mask?

 

You sure it's not Jason?

 

What time is it?

 

Does anybody really know what time it is?
Does anybody really care?

 

how deep is your well?

 

I do know?

 

How well is your deep?

 

how long is a piece of string?

 

Are you saying that's how well your deep is?

 

How do you push a string forward in a straight line?.....

 

Having a problem with it?

 

you need starch?

 

You think that would do it for him?

 

as i remember it from my ironing days, way back before time began, isn't it starch that makes things stiff?

 

Are you saying that you think starch is the only thing that makes things stiff?

 

didn't i say it was a LONG time ago?... i know... shall we ask the audience?

 

Care to make that your final answer?

 

rigamortice ? :nopity:
boredom?
some drugs? :willy_nilly:
natural sexual pleasures? :drool5:
un-natural sexual pleasures?

are any of these the right answer?

 

Did you know that those lil blue pills can make a fellers penile protusion harder than woodpecker lips?.....

 

like a wood pecker you mean? arty: