Questions without answers

You don't think he's dead do you?

 

is he still breathing?

 

I don't know how to do CPR, do you ?

 

can you reach those unsafe exposed electrical wires?

 

What are you trying to say?

 

can you be careful with those unsafe wires so i can get some electricity to try to save his life?

 

Are you dreaming?

 

Anybody got some insulated rubber gloves?

 

Wtf?

 

isn't yonder chicken wearing a fine pair of insulated rubber gloves? you think i should chase it down for them?

 

Chicken? Wearing insulated rubber gloves? Where?

 

Were they at KFC working behind the counter?

 

If they were really chickens, wouldn't they be outside protesting instead of working there?

 

isn't that them, i see now yonder, outside kfc?

 

Who ate the cheekin feathers?....;-)

 

what?... and left the cheekin'?

 

Where's the cheekin they left behind?

 

isn't that a cheekin' over there, protesting?

 

Is the the cheekin' protesting to have its feathers replaced for the cold?

 

Why did the cheekin cross the road?