quickest time from meeting to having sex

About 1 minute, meet a guy i found on line, just for a cuppa and a chat to break the ice, he was naked at the door, not many words said, I instinctively found my self on my knees with his cock in my mouth, an hour later ice was broken among other things.

 

Maybe 1 min. Then we knelt before each other

 

It may have been the first time I engaged in full sex. I met the girl in question at a house party. She flirted with me for perhaps an hour before we snuck off to one of the bedrooms. I said full sex but although attempts were made after some very rushed and awkward foreplay it ended with her giving me a rather dejected and disappointed hand job. I have a tiny penis and it kept falling out of her so she asked me to stop.
Other than that tragic first time I believe the fastest hook up was while I was on holiday in Spain. My Spanish friend noticed that some girl was giving me the eye while we were playing pool in a bar. I waltzed over and asked if I could buy her a drink. We chatted a bit over one drink and turned out she was an American ex pat who lived in Spain. Her flat she shared with a female spanish friend was only a short walk from the bar. This was at least a decade after the aforementioned car crash but the ending was the same. Lisa ( I beieve that was her name) totally lost all interest for sex with me when she was shocked and somewhat anused at how tiny my cock is. She appologized profusely and wanked me before she made up a couch for me to sleep on before she retreated to her room.
Another contender for the prize went much better than the previous two. I at least got to fuck the girl in question Patricia but I came in about 15 seconds. I already knew the girl from my social circle and she heavily fllirted with me near last call at a pub. I got us a taxi and we went back to my place. We fucked and she fell asleep immediately afterwards (she had a lot to drink) I woke up in the bright sunshine and she was already almost dressed. She had a very sour look on her face and it turned out she did not remember having sex even though she remembered the cab ride. There was no suggestion from her that I had taken advantage of her inebriated state and quite frankly I was more than a bit tipsy myself. We remained friends but she had no interest in a second date. Another female friend told me that Patricia had totally remembered our sex session but felt embarrassed by it.

 

I have a couple hundred one night stands. The internet has helped with that. Answer the door, say "hello, nice to meet you." Offer her a drink and drop my pants. I'd say 30-60 seconds. I have met lots of women in bars. It's usually within an hour or two that we are having sex. One time these two women came over. One went to the ladies room. When she came out, her friend was performing oral on me.

 

Danced a couple songs - had a drink, asked her what her plans were between now and breakfast and off we went…
Hour tops…. Then again, I woke her up using the wrong name in the morning, so technically I still might not have “known” her.

drove her home from two towns away and discovered she was pretty much the neighbour of my girlfriend at the time :O
They had gone to high school together had mutual friends…. So it didn’t end so well. haha