Quote Yourself or What Great Things Have You Said

never put anyone on a pedestal cos you might be the first person ta knock them off it

 

I didn't say it, but I wish I had "youlls"

 

Here... Hold my beer and watch this.

 

Hold my dick while a take a piss

 

I like beer

This is interchangeable with:

I like boobs

 

one time a few years ago i completely flipped out at an old grandma who was honking at me while i was trying to back out of a parking spot...i got out and went to her window

i wish i had recorded it..i used a ton of words that i normally never use...and was right in her face so that only she heard me..i think she shit her pants


..and she deserved every word of it

 

So, let me get this straight... You made an old lady crap herself...


Well that's what I wanted to say...


Wait!

 

she probably thinks before she honks now

 

A lot of people forget that honking is is the equivalent of yelling at people. If you don't want that kind of response, keep your mouth/horn shut.

 

There are two types of people in this world Pollocks... and people who want to be pollocks.