Racist (I'm horrible)

Oh I totally know even though I'm not like that. I am ALWAYS obvious

 

hah my dad was born in ireland, my mom was born here in canada.
i'm also like 100% white. i suck at getting tans to haha.
I love full blown irish accents.

 

awe it's all good.
you just need to work on it a bit.

 

i'm italian too i get soooo dark when i go outside in the summer, i'm pretty light right now i am an olive color, my dad's dark and my mom's medium all time of the year

 

lucky.
it's hard for me to tan.
but when i do, it lasts a very long time.
i'll burn, then a day or two later, it will be
a tan.

 

Yeah.

 

Let's do it.

 

how're the kids last night?uke:

 

stfu, I ain't talkin' to yous ho.

 

awe, did they say no to?
poor you. =[

 

Get your skinny ass over here.

 

I'll swim across all oceans for you.

 

Awesome. I'll tell all my underage cousins to come. For you.

 

They can film us, and eventually they can join in.

 

And that's why I like you. You always come up with the best ideas

 

All I need is some inspiration. I have always been inspired by beauty, such as yours.

...and I have always found inspiration in children.

 

Aww thank you.
I am happy to serve

 

Get on your knees, it's a better serving position.

 

you were doing 80 as drove through his yard and you didn't crash into the house or anything? really?

 

Didn't hit shit, if we did, I was too drunk to remember that part.