Radioactive Tuna Caught Off California Coast

Truth be told, if it's radioactive, it won't glow and you won't grow any extra appendages. You'll just get sick-
...with a tearing ripping pain in your stomach and intestines, feeling as if someone is eating you using a fork;
...your arms and scalp will feel like they're on fire and you'll lose your hair by the handfuls;
...your gums will bleed and feel like someone is jabbing them with dull hypo needles, and you will lose all of your teeth;
...your skin will get scaly and every move will make your skin ripple with pain;
...and eventually you will die like a beaten puppy.

You know, the same symptoms you get after eating at McDonalds.

 

Well its becoming more and more clear that the only way to get healthy food is either out of your own garden, pond, lake, chicken coop, pig pen ect ect ect.

Gotta do everything the oldschool way.